Heather du Plessis-Allan is the star of Seven Sharp

Heather du Plessis-Allan: real star of the show

I have written about this before.

One week in I have had a wee watch of the Seven Sharp show and three things are evident:

1. Three presenters is beyond awful.
I describe it as being in a Hong Kong retail store and having three commission only sales flunkeys charge at you at the door.  It is tooooooo much.  The trio feel like they are flying at your screen and invading your living space, rather than sitting on the couch in it. 

Even the website is far too busy if you have even the mildest of hangover.

The multiple presenter format only works when you think they may be sleeping together therefore wary of the sexual tension.  Given Ali is out of Jesse and Greg's league completely, Seven Sharp starts on the wrong foot here already.

2. Where is Kevin Milne?
Greg Boyed and Ali Mau make it feel like Fair Go.  Boyed is one of the most nice but boring men on television.

The ratings have suffered their usual blip but forget about them.  And forget about Jesse Mulligan.  Trying too hard and there is something quite wrong with him.  There is absolutely no chemistry between the three.  It is like letting Chinese pick a shelf company name.  One list of Fortune, Fairview, Robinson, Lucky, Happy and another list of Height, Garden, Mansions and Estate. 

And yes we know Ali Mau has a female partner.  And fabulous legs.  But you know, lets feed her to the Sunday papers for the legs and the female partner rather than any actual ability she has.....well done to the PR machine as they've already screwed up her image. 

I do not mind Mau but if you wish to attract female viewers in the larger ad spending demographic, Boyed and Mulligan are not cutting it so all you leave us with is Mau?  Hello

Mau has zero comedic timing. She is a script reader, and a pretty good one. But I get the feeling she would rather strangle cats and kick puppies down the road than share the stage with Boyed and Mulligan. 

She should never have agreed to the three-headed format and staying on the show will fuck up her career if the others do not disappear.  I do not know why she agreed to do it with the blokes in the first place, but should bail at first available opportunity as she is better than this.

3. Heather du Plessis-Allan is the star of the show
The only genuinely funny and talented talent on the show.  Now being dictated by TVNZ dreadful PR machine to do horrible Women's Mag articles, but should say a large "fuck no" to that and refuse further pimping.

When the three-headed monster format is kicked for touch as it will inevitably be they could do a lot worse than let Heather front the whole show.  All she needs to do is sit and wait, at twenty-mumble something she has plenty of time. 

Chris Trotter is miles off the demographic in his fuddy-duddy review and Martyn Bradbury is just eternally jealous he will never be accepted on a mainstream TV show as he has failed in two decades to get anywhere near TVNZ, whereas I am a lot closer as a silly spending and earning 18-39 yo female the advertisers always attempt to hypnotize.  By definition my opinion counts for about ten times they do.

I am frightened to watch the show, it is far too busy, forced and a bit like this:

If the website could index Heather DP-A's pieces a bit better it could save us a hell of a lot of trouble so I could just watch those.....

Paul Henry and Heather D-PA?

Now the tension on that might just be watchable.

Cathy Odgers is a Hong Kong lawyer. She blogs as Cactus Kate.

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You are in Hong Kong right? Is there not something on the telly there you could watch. Or...I don''t know...read a book? I recommend The Last Runaway by Tracy Chevalier or The Rosie Project by Graham Simsion or the latest Barbara Kingsolver. There...that better?

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Nicky
Insomnia can be cured by reading comments like yours.
The Internet is a wonderful thing. You can now watch TV from around the world on it.

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Would much prefer to watch Cactus give Nicky another spanking... And have that on TV. I'm sure even Mau would want to watch that... And think of the shows ratings then!

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Just out of interest, how do you weatch TVNZ OnDemand from Hong Kong?

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More importantly, how do you keep your job as a lawyer when you write so poorly?

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Since when did 'f#$k' become a common place word on NBR articles? Interesting reading your opinion, and I appreciate you are passionate about the state of TVNZ current affairs, but not sure if it warrants the backward step to profanities on NBR.

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Stop speaking like your opinion talks for everybody. Not everybody is against Seven Sharp - some are really enjoying the format and its presenters. Get over yourself Cathy Odgers!

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