Serious security breach at the Sunday Star-Times

Preliminary reports are starting to filter through that Eden Park construction workers dressed as Tony Wall and Jonno Marshall managed to slip past Sunday Star-Times security.

One of the pair was even able to stand within just centimetres of the news editor before getting bored and wandering off to the kitchen to make a toasted sandwich.

That the paper’s security was breached so easily is frightening enough, especially as its sports section prepares to cover the 2011 World Cup.

But the red-neck duo were also able to use their infiltration of the Star-Times to compromise the Fairfax website, posting such wolf whistling photo pieces as Cheerleaders of the World, the balder Super 14 Cheerleaders, plus a more in-depth exposé on what happens to a cheerleader's miniskirt when a farmer holds her upside down.

The pair also posted a series of opinion columns to the Star-Times' news queue under the pseudonym Michael Laws, two of which were inadvertently entered into the Qantas Media Awards by the paper’s editors.

Police told NBR they were taking the case seriously, but had to prioritise a serious hacking incident at the NZ Herald’s website, where a gang of 14-year-old school boys this morning took over the Technology home page:

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Editor huh... could be worse. Thanks NBR for this riveting piece.


hahaha payback for Sunday Star Times infiltrating Eden Park


..and more lols. Nice.


This is a frightening revelation. All members of the public attending events in which the public are invited must immediately be strip searched and waterboarded. I don't expect the government to fast-track anything - some Members of Parliament have been seen carelessly walking the streets of Wellington without looking out for snipers. I congratulate Tony Wall and Jonno Marshall for upstanding the standards of investigative journalism.


Poor old Batman Wall and Battyboy Marshall...when will the people stop laughing?


I heard for their next gripping expose they're going dig the dirt on serial stalkers - they've been following each other round in circles for a month


Sunday tired star times is a wste of $2.80 in fact its a watse of good sh*t paper
Its fill of lefty tossers.

FYI the NBR is NOT worth $9.50 either and it boarders on waste OGS paper too


Keep it coming team - plenty of new work here for me


It's exactly the right size to line my guinea pig's hutch.

Don't ever change.


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