BNZ is known for its nice offices.

In Auckland at 80 Queen St workers are reportedly delighted with their new sustainable offices, where plants grow indoors and there are breakout areas with beanbags for stressed staffers to recline.

However in Wellington, Private Bin understands the workplace is not so well kept.

In the women’s bathroom, a cheerful little ditty instructs unladylike lasses to clean up after themselves better.

So cute it was, Private Bin is repeating it here. Please note, capital letters and multiple exclamation marks are not an embellishment – this is verbatim as it appeared in the loo.

Our ladies toilets have been a mess
We hope this happens a little less
We need to try and keep them cleaner
To stop my messages getting meaner

If you happen to leave a mark
Don’t make the next person nearly cark
Please use the brush to clean the bowl
Stop us all from having to growl

Pick up the paper at your feet
PLEASE LEAVE OUT REST ROOM REALLY NEAT!!!!

Private Bin isn’t convinced that ‘bowl’ and ‘growl’ are an acceptable example of rhyme, but we get the point thank you BNZ – and it’s far too much information.