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Whoops – cops guilty of plagiarism with harassment post

The Police Association caused a social stir with a blog post from an unnamed Palmerston North sergeant – which seems to have been swiped, uncredited, from a US site.

In response to the anonymous question: “I would like to know how it is possible for police officers to continually harass people and get away with it?”, the sergeant unloads:

First of all, let me tell you this ... it’s not easy. In the Palmerston North and rural area we average one cop for every 505 people. Only about 60% of those cops are on general duty (or what you might refer to as “general patrols”) where we do most of our harassing.

The rest are in non-harassing units that do not allow them contact with the day to day innocents. At any given moment, only one-fifth of the 60% of general patrols are on duty and available for harassing people while the rest are off duty. So, roughly, one cop is responsible for harassing about 6000 residents.

When you toss in the commercial business and tourist locations that attract people from other areas, sometimes you have a situation where a single cop is responsible for harassing 15,000 or more people a day.

Now, your average eight-hour shift runs 28,800 seconds long. This gives a cop two-thirds of a second to harass a person, and then only another third of a second to drink a Massey iced coffee AND then find a new person to harass.

It's amusing stuff, but as Auckland man Dylan Reeve pointed out yesterday, it bears a striking resemblance to a post credited to a Chula Vista, California police officer, answering the same question:

"First of all, let me tell you this. In Chula Vista, we average one cop for every 600 people. Only about 60% of those cops are on general duty (or what you might refer to as "patrol") where we do most of our harassing.

The rest are in non-harassing departments that do not allow them contact with the day to day innocents. And at any given moment, only one-fifth of the 60% patrollers are on duty and available for harassing people while the rest are off duty. So roughly, one cop is responsible for harassing about 5000 residents.

When you toss in the commercial business, and tourist locations that attract people from other areas, sometimes you have a situation where a single cop is responsible for harassing 10,000 or more people a day.

Now, your average 10-hour shift runs 36,000 seconds long. This gives a cop one second to harass a person, and then only three-fourths of a second to eat a donut AND then find a new person to harass. 

As this is a first offence, and it is quite an amusing post (read the full version here) NBR ONLINE recommends the sergeant be let off with a warning. 

Comments and questions
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Clear and brazen theft of a US citizen's IP. Police elite tactics should immediately descend on Palmy North police station and arrest this dangerous felon. Quick, alert the FBI.

Agree, helicopters and AOS members are clearly required for such matters!

Lol..or just go and harass the offending sergeant!

The insight here is that the average NZ police harassment shift is 2 hours shorter than in the US.

How inconsiderate of coppers for doing their job. Hang is there folk oh and buy the way thanks for catching the bastard that robbed us. Shame he got a slap with a wet tram ticket but I guess you'll get to harass him again during his next robbery.

How inconsiderate of coppers for doing their job. Hang in there folk oh and buy the way thanks for catching the b*stard that robbed us. Shame he got a slap with a wet tram ticket but I guess you'll get to harass him again during his next robbery.

I'd be surprised if the FBI didn't apply for extradition, and get the police shutdown altogether for theft of intellectual property.

Forget about the offender - just shut down the ISP without warning using illegal warrants and illegal wire tapping.