No sex, please, we're saving the planet
As if it wasn’t bad enough to discover recently that many climate scientists have been prostituting their scholarship for the good of the cause, the same “warm-mongerers” now find themselves embroiled in a controversy involving actual prostitutes at this week's Copenhagen conference, as Der Spiegel reports:
Copenhagen Mayor Ritt Bjerregaard sent postcards to city hotels warning summit guests not to patronise Danish sex workers during the upcoming conference. Now, the prostitutes have struck back, offering free sex to anyone who produces one of the warnings.
Copenhagen's city council in conjunction with Lord Mayor Ritt Bjerregaard sent postcards out to 160 Copenhagen hotels urging COP15 guests and delegates to 'Be sustainable - don't buy sex'.
"Dear hotel owner, we would like to urge you not to arrange contacts between hotel guests and prostitutes," the approach to hotels says.
Now, Copenhagen prostitutes are up in arms, saying that the council has no business meddling in their affairs. They have now offered free sex to anyone who can produce one of the offending postcards and their COP15 identity card, according to the Web site avisen.dk.
Nice try, ladies. Perhaps the odd conference ligger may indeed fall for your charms, but we’re willing to wager a pack of chocolate fish that none of the important attendees, including the conference’s vast, ineffably earnest media corps, will succumb.
As one of our favourite bloggers notes, not only will all right-thinking environmentalists on assignment this week in Denmark be far too busy saving the planet from imminent destruction, they’re also the single most humourless slice of humanity on the planet. Especially, one suspects, when it comes to something so frivolous as a free romp in the warming sheets.
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The cult of ManBearPig... turbo-charged by the UN (AKA Socialist Politician's Private Mmbers Club)... is the nefaroious strategy of the Fabians and their Marxist cohorts. They are already laughing at the progress they have made to lay the foundation stone for a "bright new day" of pan-socialist government and wealth redistribution on innumerable blogs.
Quite simply Ladies and Gentlemen - FABIANS ARE SCUM.
Many thanks :)
Ever wondered why AGW pseudo-scientist fake their date, why the Ice-caps are growing and why earth's temperature is actually cooling... Check out this link:
http://naturalfake.wordpress.com/2009/12/03/fruit-of-the-poison-tree-tarts-from-the-poison-fruit/
The whole sage has the whiff of 'Frankfurt School' sub-Marxist Fabianism about it!
Interesting that "Climate-Justice' is a front for the Socialist Workers Party...
HAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHHAHA!
That's me, who works for an environmental organisation, laughing, proving that I have a sense of humour. I tried to colour it in green to create a visual demonstration that it is green laughter but your comments box won't let me! It is a bit of sterotype tho this "greenies are no fun" thing - must stop now cos off to buy the drinks for our offcie Christmas bash. See, told you we were fun. Don't think there will be protstitutes there tho, not even a "cocktail waitress" as the topical Tiger euphemism goes.
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