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Wake me up once Winston’s gone

“At least he wasn’t boring” has been the almost uniform comment about the ejection of Winston Raymond Peters from Parliament on Saturday.

Even a number of commentators who railed against the guy concede it will be more boring without having Peters around.

Well, excuse me while I yawn.

Winston Peters was boring. He was predictable in his inability to answer a straight question with a straight answer. The tedious, interminable and pointless verbal charades that would result were about as interesting as listening to recordings of old couples squabbling over whether they bought their first gramophone player in 1937 or 1938.

The scandals-that-weren’t; the incessant baiting of the media; the predictable accusations of a plot by unnamed rich people against him; the insistence that he and only he knew “what is really going on in this country" (a favourite Winston phrase) … wake me when it’s over.

Any parent will tell you incessant attention-seeking behaviour is the opposite of exciting.

Even his one-liners were seldom original: they were usually cribbed from a dictionary of after-dinner jokes. “I refuse to get into a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent” was one favourite.

But it was the sheer pointlessness of most of Peters’ shenanigans that brought out the greatest level of ennui.

His career, which began with so much promise, produced little in the way of lasting monuments. The superannuation payout is now 66% of the average wage, not 65%.

That’s about it.

Peters shared one thing, though, with a number of other senior politicians who are now bowing out – in particular, senior Labour politicians Helen Clark and Michael Cullen.

They had all become mostly hulking collections of scar tissue from old political battles.

Not that I’d suggest Clark or Cullen have had political careers of anything like the final nullity of achievement which was Peters’ legacy. The two leaders of the outgoing government can point to some solid achievements.

But the most important thing about this election is it has been – with two exceptions – the clearing out of old politicos obsessed with fighting old battles.

The whole Labour campaign theme of “trust” was based on the presumption that John Key would leap out this week crying “Ha ha!! Sucked in badly!!” and brandishing a copy of Ruth Richardson’s Mother of all Budgets.

In short, it was based on the re-fighting of old battles. It was like Sir Robert Muldoon, fighting his last election as prime minister in 1984, still going on about Arnold Nordmeyer’s 1958 Black Budget.

I mentioned two exceptions to the clean-out of old generation politicians. Those are, of course, the old Labour party comrades, Jim Anderton and Roger Douglas.

Both are well past their prime (they both turn 71 this summer) but both are throwing their weight around already (Anderton with his “I’ve been a one-man opposition before” comments on election night; Douglas with his subsequent claims to some sort of economic supremo role).

We know National doesn’t want Douglas in the cabinet. It is not a bad bet Act leader Rodney Hide won’t want him in the cabinet either, although Hide has to put up a bit of a show.

Here’s a thought: how about Douglas for chairman of the finance and expenditure select committee? There will be plenty of tax legislation coming through, as well as a re-write of the emissions trading legislation, which that committee handled in the last Parliament. There will be no shortage of work.

It might also draw him into dealing with today’s political battles.

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I agree with your commets on Winston but reckon you are being far too soft on him. He was a major disruptive infuence and achieved very little, misled his aging constituiency and bascically a waste of space on the planet.

This year has seen so many Winston distractions that have added no value to NZ. The fact that he has managed to avoid prosecution shows Winston's ability to schmooze and spin rather than innocence - thank the heavens the Greys saw through him and deposed King Winnie!

I ask myself what induced more than 5% of the population to vote for him, is senility really this bad?

Amen. Let's hope it doesn't try a "comeback".....the El Cid of NZ politics.....

thanks for you "contribution" to nz, living on the high pay doing less than nothing.

Rogered us all that is.

An excellent article and for the first time I see a journalist willing to spell it out about Winston as should have been done a long time ago. Clark's failure to ditch him and her constant refrain that there is no evidence against Winston that can stand up in a Court of law made her look very dim. I do hope your article gets much more publicity than just appearing on NBR online

Agreed agreed agreed! He added nothing, distracted from the real issues, all the while behaving like a spoilt brat! Trying to make a fool out of the New Zealand public...

Excellent article. My sentiments exactly on all points.

the blasting of winston peters into the slipstream of political history is a significant event for nz politics.
those old type pollies who do nothing for the country and still think the public are stupid... are now toast, as the election shows!

the mcain campaign tried the same tactics as labour did here and they lost.
we're on the cusp of the dawning of a new age or real politiks and Gen X down aren't interested in that old " he said, she said" bulls--t!
Winston was only in it for himself.
if he wasn't he would've always had a groomed successor waiting in the wings as the major parties do.
if he and labour had returned i would've moved overseas.
i don't care who's in power...as long as they get on with running NZ Inc

This excellent piece is only six months late. Why were you so coy before the election?

Reminds me of the chaps who turned up just after the battle, in time to shoot the wounded and then demand a medal.

I may be doing you an injustice if you can point to similar public utterances from before the election.

Finkesein,

Well try this, from back in July: http://www.nbr.co.nz/comment/rob-hosking/its-way-he-tells-them

There's others, though not online, one or two going back to when he was Treasurer in 1997-98.

Not much, free trade agreement with China, USA, not bad for one term as Foreign affairs minister...boring. More votes than ACT, the only party found guilty by the SFO.

Free your minds from what the media tells you, otherwise you'll all think SARs, Y2K bug are out to get you and you are living through another great depression.

Mr Winstone, the freetrade agreement with China was organised before Winnie was foreign minister, and the US is nowhere near finalised.
Being cleared by the SFO doesn't mean Winnie was innocent, it's similar to a serial rapist being cleared for one count of assault.
More importantly, Winnie was too busy defending these allegations of corruption to actually do his job when it came to Fonterra running into their milk trouble - he should've been over there negotiating with the Chinese rather than letting Fonterra get so desperate they had to go straight Aunty Helen to pick up the pieces. He spent more time on Owen Glenn's Monaco appointment than anything else.
He is a disgrace and will forever be associated with wasted talent.

Mr Winstone, Winston Peters was censured by Parliment, which is, in Parliment terms, a guilty verdict.
Free your mind of selective memory syndrome.
Winstone has gained nothing for NZ except a new BMW.

...wow, no vested interests in him being censured by parliament...as stated much better than being found guilty by SFO (ACT).

You know as well as I do he'll be back...holding the balance of power...being kingmaker (unless the national/Act/Bretheren coalitionget him again!)

www.winstonpeters.com

for his ability as a politician , to talk for hours and say nothing.

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