Why do Australians have scratched faces on Monday mornings? Because they eat with knives and forks on the weekend. (Versatile joke may be extrapolated to blondes, Aucklanders, Twizel, etc.)
Those lines were on my mind, along with an anecdote from an author I once interviewed, as I battled traffic
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