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The greatest debate of all

In Tray: Our satirist imagines what newsmakers of the week might say.

Staff Reporter
Fri, 08 Sep 2017

Patrick Gower:  Jacinda Ardern, you say your plan is “a plan that delivers.” On a scale of one to 10, how impressive is what you have in mind?

Jacinda Ardern: Paddy, I believe the children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way!

Patrick Gower: All right. But could you be a

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Fri, 08 Sep 2017
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