Santa's Mailbag
In Tray: Our satirist imagines what newsmakers of the week might say.
Dear Gareth,
Santa was happy to get your letter and see that you were a good boy in 2017.
However, Santa was a little confused by your request for a little kitten to be “dropped right down the chimney.” Aren’t there laws against that in your nice country?
Love,
Santa
Dear
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Staff Reporter
Fri, 22 Dec 2017
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