The Secret Diary of Whale Oil
7:01. Quietly enter bathroom. Smash mirror with fist.
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IN TRAY
Friday, December 5, 2014
7:00. Rise, write first blog post (attacking Josh Forman – total douche). Check overnight email and to see if there have been any texts from Premier House. Nothing. What the hell is JK doing with his time – sleeping??? Take off onesie and throw on some
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