Unscientific Kiwi Olympic Telly Programme

In the absence of anything from the New Zealand Olympic and Commonwealth Games Committee on when Kiwi athletes are possibly competing in London, we borrow this unscientific telly guide.

You will need to look elsewhere to get accurate times.

Be warned – what you are about to read has no guarantee of accuracy. It came in an Auckland newspaper.

Saturday, July 28: Cycling, road; equestrian eventing; football; rowing; swimming marathon, tennis.

Sunday, July 29: Canoe, slalom; cycling, road; equestrian eventing; football; hockey; rowing; sailing; swimming; tennis.

Monday, July 30: Canoe, slalom; equestrian eventing; hockey; rowing; sailing; swimming; tennis.

Tuesday, July 31: Equestrian eventing; football; hockey; rowing; sailing; swimming; tennis.

Wednesday, August 1: Canoe, slalom; cycling, road; football; hockey; judo; rowing; sailing; swimming; tennis.

Thursday, August 2: Canoe, slalom; cycling, track; equestrian dressage; hockey; rowing; sailing; swimming; tennis.

Friday, August 3: Athletics; cycling, track; equestrian dressage; hockey; rowing; sailing; shooting; swimming; tennis; weightlifting.

Saturday, August 4: Athletics; cycling, track; rowing; sailing; swimming; tennis; triathlon.

Sunday, August 5: Athletics; athletics, marathon; cycling, track; hockey; sailing.

Monday, August 6: Athletics; boxing; canoe, sprint; cycling, track; hockey; sailing.

Tuesday, August 7: Athletics; canoe, sprint; cycling, track; equestrian dressage; hockey; sailing; triathlon.

Wednesday, August 8: Athletics; boxing; canoe, sprint; cycling BMX; sailing.

Thursday, August 9: Athletics; boxing; canoe, sprint; cycling, BMX; equestrian dressage; sailing; taekwondo.

Friday, August 10: Athletics; canoe, sprint; cycling, BMX; hockey; sailing; taekwondo.

Saturday, August 11: Athletics, race walk; canoe, sprint; cycling, mountain bike; hockey; sailing.

Cut out and keep in a safe dry place.

Footnote: From this week the New Zealand Olympic committee website now has an informative guide to events featuring Kiwis.