Sure Phil Goff can't gain any traction, despite having a similar competent-but-dull demeanor to the PM's.
But however his career ends up, there's one thing you can never take away.
Maybe it's because it's on a ridge, but his office has the most boss cellular and microwave transmitter line-up of any MP:
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